Terrapin Shell

OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.


Title: Small Bird of a hand
Fandom: Narnia RPF
Characters/Pairings: implied past Ben Barnes/Georgie Henley. Laura Henley [Georgie's sister] and Jack Barnes [Ben's brother] are in this too.
Rating: T
Warnings: If I gave the obvious warning then I'd spoil the whole ending...let's just say this: bring your handkerchiefs.
Summary: Georgie recovers when life hits hard, and keeps fighting until she can believe again. An unexpected old friend seeks her out.
A/N: If this story doesn't make you cry [or at least feel sad], then either A) I have failed as a writer, or B) you have no soul.


( A/N Part 2, A.K.A. Important Robert Sheehan-ness )

BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING, A.K.A. THIS FIC.


( No Ben and no cotton candy and no brokenness. Since when did memories die? )

Title: Bowls of Pasta (2/?)
Fandom: Narnia RPF
Characters/Pairings: James McAvoy/Georgie Henley, with bits of Ben Barnes/Georgie Henley on the side.
Rating: PG and it's utter crack, too.
Warnings: If you don't like OCs, you probably won't like one that's briefly mentioned in one of James's letters. I added a background character, she existed for comic relief. What can you do? *kanyeshrug*
Summary: Skandar and Ben make fun of each other endlessly; Georgie and James are tired of sisters; there are bacon, an unwanted guest, menopause, and a shouting Will P.
A/N: I became addicted to writing this. I don't even know what it is! It's utter crack is what it is, it's fun and it's (hopefully) funny and it's me writing whatever the hell I want to for my own entertainment. It's scatterbrained and all over the place and I hope you enjoy it. Bonjour et bienvenue, mes amis....
Also, it's necessary to read the first chapter to understand what's going on here.
ONE | TWO


( YOU KNOW DAMN RUDDY WELL WHO I AM, BACON NO-FACE. YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU CALL! )

Cross-posted to narnia_rpf.

Okay, so I'm going to post a couple of things that I never posted to LJ before. They're two fics: one is a drabble/mini-ficlet that's pure fluff, and the other is a short, dark-ish oneshot.

They are utterly different from one another, so having them together in one post is
A. Slightly demented, and
B. Only for archival purposes.


Title: Quite Legal
Fandom: Ella Enchanted (movieverse)
Characters/Pairings: Slannen/Ella
Rating: A very fluffly G
Warnings: None.
Summary: We are officially married, thank you very much.
A/N: I had an vague backstory in mind for this, something along the lines of: AU; Ella and Slannen fall in love (while Ella still saves the day, somehow); they get married. So just run with it.

( it's legal! )

Title: Unreasonable
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Luna, Ollivander, Griphook, with a side of Ollivander/Luna. YOU READ THAT RIGHT.
Rating: R
Warnings: The pairing might freak you out. Read with caution. ;D
Summary: In the cellar of Malfoy Manor, Dean's faith in the dignity of others sinks lower.
A/N: I've checked and checked, but as far as I can find, I am the only person to have written a fanfiction for Luna and Ollivander as a pairing, and not just as friends. (Perhaps someone else has written it, but never posted it? I can hope.) This is a big deal for me, especially in a fandom where every pairing imaginable has been written before. So, yeah. I feel proud. :)

( Dean stumbles in their endless night. )

So guess what I did this morning out of nowhere? I WROTE MY FIRST EVER SMUT FIC. O LAWD. *cowers*

I have been wanting to write this pairing for almost an entire year. (Go back to the first icon post and you'll see hints.) Looks like I'm starting with a bit of a bang! *rimshot*

Title: A Job Well Done
Fandom: Pride & Prejudice (2005 adaptation movieverse)
Characters/Pairings: Lizzy Bennet/Charlotte Lucas
Rating: R (Finally! Finally!)
Warnings: If you don't like femslash in your Jane Austen, this ain't your cup of tea.
A/N: This is pretty much PWP. There is no plot or even hints at a plot in this at all.
And as for setting — because where in the hell are two women going to get it on in Regency England?? — I would assume that this story is set when Lizzy is visiting Charlotte shortly after Charlotte and Mr. Collins' marriage. (ooh, drama) That's the only possible place I can imagine these two having even the slightest chance of being alone like this.

You have been warned.... *pets evil cat*


( 'Don't stop,' Lizzy whispered. )

P.S. Third post in as many days! Whoa, I am on a roll.

Somewhere between the last icon post and now, I became a huuuuuge Ben/Georgie stan. Therefore, I must dredge up an old bit of unposted B/G fic from September and post it.

Title: Out of Order
Fandom: Narnia RPF
Characters/Pairings: Ben/Georgie
Rating: PG
A/N: I wrote this before I really felt like I *got* who Will P. was as a character. So he isn't in this. :/


( 'Yes,' Ben insists, as firmly as he can manage. )

And now to check to two emails that arrived while I was posting this. Until next time....

P.S. I have the tracklisting to the fanmix finished. BUT THAT IS ONLY HALF OF WHAT MUST BE DONE. Album covers, etc etc and *is too lazy to post*.
I...I don't think I'll ever finish it actually. Damn. >:/

Cross-posted to narniachronicle, georgie_fans.